My Brain - the more i use it, the more i lose it!

This will be the first, hopefully, of many wondrous musings of the useless kind... Read, laugh, comment, get bored... I am absurd and I have no illusions, except for the ones that I care to preserve! Make what u will of it... "nothing comes of nothing" - said Lear, but I, my friends choose to disagree vehemently!!!



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What is nonsense? Why am I so drawn to it? It is a powerful and seductive urge to laugh like a horse on Prozac – Neigh-hihihhihihihihihi… It is the sudden need to scratch my hand and hit the next shiny, natural patch of God ordained barrenness that comes in my site. I have nothing against bald men or women, or dogs… Yes there are bald dogs, it is true… Though I always wondered if the little things were ratty extra-terrestrials who conspired to be bought up by rich heiresses… I shall not name who… *wink *wink to rule the world at a later date.

I for one cannot bring myself to think that people are that dolty., right? It must be something the rat dogs do. May be they secrete some sort of dodo – brain mush making gases. Something of that kind.

Wait what was I saying????